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I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few years. I wish for my Florida Man instinct to be suppressed and to not take over me.

I was born in Florida but only lived there for a few years. I wish for my Florida Man instinct to be suppressed and to not take over me.

TonyTurtleMM

As a Floridaman I deleted reality as we know it and rebuilt it, still working on my building skills, the world ended up worse than before


Pootis_Spenser_Here

Granted, you don't exist anymore.


WondertainmentInc

Granted! Your superpowers are removed, just like you asked.


my_name_is_jaco

You go on a crazy rampage, destroying buildings, grabbing alligators, and breaking into people's houses and making them breakfast. You then wake up, go outside and see all this chaos. You ask who did this and they say that you did it. You are the one who did it, and you didnt know. Everyone calls you the most crazy Florida man. You will never do anything Florida man like, Granted.


PurpletoasterIII

I find this inaccurate. I was born, raised, and still live in Florida. Not once have I ever made breakfast.


my_name_is_jaco

There was once a story where a man broke into a persobs house and made them breakfast, so when i think of florida men i think of that